We're
all alone in the universe and absolutely no one else exists in the
infinite sea of stars, and we totally haven't been visited or
influenced by any other civilizations since this solar system formed
just 500 years ago. The cosmos is not full of life, and earth is
flat like all the other planets.
NASA always tells the truth and
never alters its photos and information. They are super legit and
not in any way a front organization to distract from the more
advanced black budget secret space programs that don't already have
bases and fleets throughout the galaxy who are not working with other
races that obviously aren't real. The countless sightings,
experiences, and documentation are just swamp gas, weather balloons,
and hoaxes that governments have so thoughtfully kept from public
knowledge for our own good because they clearly know what's best.
In a
related story, nations are totally real and not just imaginary lines
on maps. Also, politics, sports, and celebrities are way important
to pay attention to, and not at all loud and colorful distractions
that pit people against each other and rob the masses of our own
power and consciousness. This culture is the pinnacle of human
evolution and deserves to live on forever because all others are
stupid. Finally, April Fools ;)
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